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指挥官之后的下一个名字•猫牙膏•素食骨汤•日落，日出•蓝色检查•仍然是谷歌ope•黑猩猩锦标赛•宜家产品的坏名字•叶的下一个时尚系列•iPhone 29 Pro•连肯·伯恩斯都不会做这个•42分钟•风格邀请nal吉祥物•窃笑涂鸦•三个深蹲和Burpee•Rutabaga Ginsburg•吹叶机和花园蛞蝓•国家nal Bubble Radio•You Boil It
是的，罗马数字读者和超级碗的粉丝们，这是我们第41次参加这个与“危险边缘”相近的游戏。以上是答案;你提供问题-其中最多25个问题为任何或所有。(请注意，上面的列表比鲍勃·斯塔克的漫画中更多。)
在wapo提交最多25个项目。st/enter-invite-1514(网址中没有大写字母;请参阅报名表格上的格式说明)。截止日期是11月21日星期一晚上;结果将于12月11日出版，12月8日在线发布。
胜者将获得小丑成就，我们的风格邀请赛奖杯。第二名的奖品是这件印有“Rutabaga Ginsburg”字样的t恤，是Loser Craig Dykstra在一次慈善活动中发现的。(不，不一定是Rutabaga Ginsburg的问题能赢得t恤，但它会很有趣。)
其他亚军将赢得他们选择的“最佳效果，倒入顶级”输家马克杯或我们的“全傻瓜”恶心袋。荣誉奖会得到一个我们渴望的失败者磁铁，“一个欣赏的小小丑”或“接近，但Ceci N 'est Pas un Cigare。”初犯者只会得到一种气味难闻的树形空气“清新剂”(FirStink为第一次使用)。参看wpo .st/inviteFAQ中的一般比赛规则和指南。标题是杰西·弗兰科维奇(Jesse Frankovich)的《机智的墨水》(Ink With Wit in It);杰西还写了荣誉奖的小标题。在on.fb.me/invdev上加入Facebook上活跃的Style invational Devotees群组;在Facebook上关注每日风格邀请赛油墨:bit.ly/inkofday;在推特上关注@StyleInvite。
风格对话:女皇的每周在线专栏讨论每一项新的比赛和一组结果。参见本周的wapo.st/conv1514。
还有四周前的时尚邀请赛…
带有智慧的墨水:第1510周的单元音诗
在1510周，皇后提出了一个明显艰巨的挑战，写一首诗只包含一个元音a, E, I, O和u。她阅读了大量的“仙女苦笑着同步淋巴的活泼的山猫洞穴幽会狡猾的哭泣”，为你带来了下面的独创性诗句。
4:
泳池主持人哼了一声:“哟，色情丁字裤!那么恶心!这可不酷，傻瓜。现在，走吧!”挑剔的妈妈会选择抛弃那些只使用底牙线的兄弟。(弗兰克·曼，华盛顿)
3日:
你有下垂的臀部，还是长方形的悲伤胸膛?明天别去找人体医生去割肉了。小跑热!减少低!炫耀你的海角!现在大胆地挥动你的拳头!不要说“对不起”的故事!(Christy Tosatto，全职房车游牧民，目前住在北卡罗来纳州阿什维尔)
2日的地方
还有装着真蝉的镇纸:
gen -3:场景:伊甸园。关键命令:“听我说，夏娃;避开那棵树。”然而狡猾的蛇夏娃遇见了;蛇诱惑了夏娃;接着，她给她的同辈，那位绅士喂了饭。于是人们堕落了——我们因此忏悔。(杰西·弗兰科维奇，密歇根州兰辛)
小丑成就奖的得主是
压抑、沮丧的艾德写了几笔，然后发了一条短信:“养蜂人:避开狂欢、性，下一个新场景;更喜欢体面的咀嚼;崇尚苗条的身材;讨厌花费，粗俗的主题。求援:温柔;缝制;拒绝过度(变态、礼物、珠宝)，期望更少;崇拜力量;从来没有责骂;清洁工;温顺、可爱。”艾伦看到了，恶心，然后按下“删除”键。(加利福尼亚州帕萨迪纳市弗兰克·奥森)
这些不值得尊敬:Honorable提到
Biding in Wilds in Chilly Twilight
By Ribt. Frist
Which wild is this? I think I’m right,
His living isn’t in my sight.
Invisibly, I visit still,
With flitting drifts in shiny flight.
My filly’s whinny, timid trill:
I’m sitting by this icy rill,
In wintry, frigid wild? Why?
This night I find in inky spill.
My hill is dimly lit by sky,
This wild is inviting … sigh …
I’m riding till my crib is nigh,
I’m riding till my crib is nigh.
(Sarah Walsh, Rockville, Md.)
Beer Revelry
We’re merry, we’re blessed,
We’re never depressed.
We’re cheeky, we’re cheery,
We belch, then we jest.
Wherever there’s beer
We never feel stressed.
Fetch beer!
(Jonathan Jensen, Baltimore)
Beer Revelry 2
We’re never ever reverent,
“We’re free! We’re best!” we cheer.
We’ll never rest! we’re cleverest!
We merely need the beer.
(Mark Raffman, Reston, Va.)
West’s ever newsy,
Sez, “Every Jew screws me.” The
Less Ye, the better.
(Chris Doyle, Denton, Tex.)
So Old So Soon
Bloodwork poor. No oomph or pop.
Myopy, woozy. Jowls. Low-T.
Snowy top, soft pot, foot rot.
Tho’ colon’s not too polypy.
(Ash Sharman [great name for this contest!], Fairfax, Va., a First Offender)
Feh, Recent Red-Pelts!
New emblem’s meh, the ex-term smelt;
The bevy, recent-Red-Type-Pelt —
They’re fettered, hexed; the shell needs shed.
“De-Snyder, feckless crew!” we’ve pled.
(Duncan Stevens, Vienna, Va.)
And …
Scram, Dan! Walk! Say, Walla Walla!
Qatar! Caracas! Alps! Valhalla!
Cart that gang away, Mad Dan!
A hand? Glad fans’ll pack that van.
(Duncan Stevens)
It’s tricky living
With highly spicy chili:
My tightly binding lining
Is firing willy-nilly.
(Dale Frankel, Bloomfield Hills, Mich.)
Aw/Ah Ha-ha
A Yank can’t stand an Alabama drawl,
That lazy “Mama wants a drank, y’all.”
And Alabamans always say “ha ha!”
At any Waltham, Mass., man’s “pahk ya cah.”
(Jonathan Jensen)
Sam was cagy, had a plan:
Sack a bank and nab a van.
What a brassy act (and scary!)
Had a whack at “cash-and-carry.”
(Beverley Sharp, Montgomery, Ala.)
A man, a plan, a Panama? That
Wasn’t a canal — nay, ’twas a hat.
(Amy Livingston, Highland Park, N.J., a First Offender)
spring wings sing smiling
lilting in still night chirping
bird dirt dripping. Ick.
(Irene Plotzker, Wilmington, Del.)
An ant farm, a scarf, and a fat panda!
Thanks, Santa!
What? Thank Ma and Pa??
Angst.
(Randy Lee, Burke, Va.)
Tomorrow off? Oh no, poor fool.
Snowstorms stop not work nor school.
From top to bottom, lowdown gloom:
Old boss now knows to go on Zoom.
(Kevin Dopart, Washington)
Wacky Grandma alarms all —
That gas-gland can amass gasps.
Nana claps and says, “Yay!”
Thanks, fatty Spam cans.
(Leif Picoult, Rockville, Md.)
The gentle sex’ll be
Deftly preggers-free
When selfless he-men
Elect seedless semen.
(Chris Doyle)
Oh look! Slow down to shop for old Ford.
Old Ford looks cool, smooth, bold. Oh Lord, so good.
Got Ford.
Oops, oh no, poor Ford!
Motor now hot: growls, stops.
Too hot. Old motor shot.
Soot on hood, roof, floor, doors.
Now, Ford won’t go. Bloody, gory horror show.
Now tow to Ford body shop.
(G.T. Bowman, Falls Church, Va.)
Kleenex everywhere, very sneezy,
Eyes feel weepy, chest seems wheezy.
Temp exceeds 99 degrees.
Sheesh, need remedy, MD, jeez!
“These keys help fevers deplete:
Wet sheets, leeches, smelly feet.
Next, chew nettles, gently scented.”
Heed the expert, Dr. Demented.
(Yet he regrets these few effects:
Green teeth, eye bleeds, lepers’ necks.)
(Pam Shermeyer, Lathrup Village, Mich.)
A Sad Ballad
Ah! Ah! Alack and alas! Ah! Alas and alack!
A bard crafts a sad ballad, and sang that ballad back:
’Twas a dark and sad and clammy day;
A lark caws daftly, madly.
And Alma—Ah, that Alma! —
Alma crafts a salad, badly.
Alma was a tall lass,
and a stalwart lass, and calm.
Alma attacks a chard stalk,
a saw at Alma’s palm.
As tall as a hat rack Alma was,
and as drab as a bad banana,
and Alma’s natty salad-saw —
as sharp as a katana!
As calm as stagnant Armagnac
And as gay as a clam, was Alma.
And Alma’s wan and pasty hands?
Alma can’t act calma!
Alas! As sand can fall aslant,
and pass a glass shaft,
as hay and straw can stand apart
and an ax can crack an ax’s haft …
A stray sassafras branch mars Alma’s calm
as Alma hacks and hacks.
An awkward hand strays — and an ax falls —
Alma pays a dark tax …
Aghast, Alma calls: “Ah!”
An arm (ah, tardy!) snaps back.
At Alma’s arm’s aft, a hand?
Nay! A hand’s lack!
Ah! Ah! Alack and alas! Ah! Alas and alack!
A bard crafts a sad ballad, and sang that ballad back;
Ah! Ah! A lack and a lass! Ah! A lass and a lack!
A bard crafts a sad ballad,
And Alma — a bad salad.
(Daniel Galef, Tallahassee)
And Lasts:
We’ll enter wee verses; we’ll jest.
The Empress, she’ll keep the few best.
The rejects less clever?
Be seen, these’ll never —
She’ll next feed her shredder the rest.
(Jesse Frankovich)
I’m writing till midnight, I’m scripting this pitch,
I’m wittily grinning, I’m striking it rich.
My insights! I’m thinking,
It’ll kill! This is Inking!
Is it childishly fiddling, whilst digging this ditch?
(Frank Osen)
11月14日星期一晚上截止日期:我们为新奇的场合挑选贺卡押韵词的比赛。看到wapo.st / invite1513。
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